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Working Demotivational Poster


SIX-PACK ABS -


TAGS: working men exercise plan humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

dy2012 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am
Six-Pack Lions!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:39 pm

Oh, yes. Lived and worked on the border for many years.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 11:22 pm
Have you ever shaken the hand of a Mexican worker? It's like shaking hands with a stone!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:40 pm

Thanks, Mao! Of course, my over-active imagination pictured these two leaning onto an ELECTRIC fence~~(BG)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 4:45 pm

Lol
maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:18 pm
This One Is Good, I Gotta Try That LOL.


HANG IN THERE - Retirement is only 30 years away!




THE WAGES OF FEAR -




THE WORKING TITLE - was 'The, Good, The Bad & The Ugly' but aparently Oprah wasn't available !!




MARY-MAGDELINE -


TAGS: jesus day mary magdeline is a working girl
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 3:24 pm
thanks spacedog
spacedog - December 9, 2009, 3:22 pm
Nice work GS, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 3:20 pm
@Fatt Matt, excellent Cliff Notes version. works for me :)
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:16 pm
Makes sence now
Fatt Matt - December 9, 2009, 3:15 pm
I'll Grey do the real explanation if he wants. But that is all I can think of - Mary Magdeline was Jesus' wh*** girlfriend and the pic looks like she's about to smoke some holy pole.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:12 pm
IDK, I've never been to church or read the bible or anything like that
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:11 pm
?
Fatt Matt - December 9, 2009, 3:09 pm
Mary was a wh***...?
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:03 pm
I dont get this?


WORKING HARD - OR HARDLY WORKING??




Mornight -


TAGS: deflicted definitions mornight working night shift what day is it
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - July 29, 2015, 2:09 am
LOL! Especially the confusion over what day it is! 5 lol lions!
Silverheart - July 29, 2015, 1:43 am

This is the first of a series of posters; Deflicted Definitions - words that should be words.
GaryO - July 29, 2015, 12:01 am
fav too btw
GaryO - July 29, 2015, 12:00 am
so been there...FriSat: stumbling around mumbling until waking up at 7-11 near the coffee station...then...off we go


TRUTH - Yes, some people claim to enjoy exercise. But then, some people claim to have been abducted by aliens too.


TAGS: working out
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by 50cal

50cal - September 15, 2010, 8:00 pm
Absolutely, sitting down watching the game with beer, chili and chips sounds so much better the going on a run.
Faceplant31 - September 15, 2010, 3:41 pm
Too true, i mean who the eff says that running is fun?!


MEN AT WORK -




The Note -




WORKING HARD -




I'D TELL YOU TO GO TO HELL -




SNARKY COMPLIMENT -




MICHAEL JACKSON - He's now working at my local 7/11


TAGS: michael jackson 7 11 working
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Derek - February 1, 2010, 11:20 pm
...along with Elvis


INTERNATIONAL WORKER'S DAY -




RETIREMENT - 65 years seems just right when you've been working for 57.


TAGS: child labor china retirement working
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by kyleman79

EmilioDumphque - January 26, 2012, 2:08 am
Wow! I've never seen THAT flag lookin' so good! Whoever painted that must have loved it.


THE MOTIFAKE DATACENTER - Mr. Motifake has been upgrading a lot and for good reason!




IRONWORKING - not for the faint of heart


TAGS: ironworking skyscra**r working
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by blackoakboy

GreyScorpion - May 25, 2010, 9:52 am
103490, last week


NO PROFILE PICTURE? -




Time -


TAGS: procrastinators working with no time
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pagong

EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 4:16 am
When you're creative, the inspiration always takes the longest. That's why you practice your "craft" so you can speed to the finish line when time is about to run out.


my Meds... -


TAGS: meds working
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - September 14, 2013, 10:31 pm
I've always been told to fill the bathtub after an earthquake just as an emergency back up if the water supply becomes tainted..
lgvernon - September 14, 2013, 10:29 pm

Power's on, storm's gone. Salsa's still not canned.I'll do it tomorrow.
lgvernon - September 14, 2013, 10:28 pm

Power out doesn't bother me. We lived 8 miles from the nearest neighbor and 80 miles from town w/o electricity at one time, so we are well-prepared, except for the water pump. We keep bottled water and there is always the water heater~
chickenlittle - September 14, 2013, 9:30 pm
I hope your house stays dry and power comes back on soon! We had a 20 hr power outage last week, I know it's not fun.
lgvernon - September 14, 2013, 7:37 pm

We wait until it's over.
lgvernon - September 14, 2013, 7:36 pm

Had to give my dog a pill, the thunder is so bad. Scares the bejeebles out of her. The other one couldn't care less. I have about 40 QTS of salsa to can, but no water til power comes back on. Even so, won't use the pump as long as their is lightning. So,
lgvernon - September 14, 2013, 7:33 pm

We are in Wyoming, east of Cheyenne. About 90 miles from Denver. They are getting the same thing we are. Very bad down there. Many unaccounted for. Nat'l Guard on scene. Here it's ugly but not on that scale.
chickenlittle - September 14, 2013, 7:14 pm
Oh yikes LG, are you in Colorado?? Been watching it on the news. Hang in there, it has to run out of steam at some point...!
lgvernon - September 14, 2013, 7:00 pm

Wish I had some! Power out. This from my phone. UNBELIEVABLE rain, hail. Pastures and ditches underwater. So far, house is dry.


Stranger Danger -




Women And Men -


TAGS: women vs men working watching tv
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 22, 2013, 1:56 am
Graciously accepted Mr. Gary.
GaryO - July 21, 2013, 9:55 am
I’m partial to the term ‘innovative’. Very few wimin are as innovative as me. I mean, show me a woman that has a grabber sittin’ within arm’s length of their lazygirl. 5 Lazy Loitering Lethargic Leonine Lionesses


VORACIOUS -




PERSPECTIVE - Do not call any work menial until you have watched a proud person do it.


TAGS: working
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Double

Roadkill - May 21, 2010, 1:40 am
Nicely put, with a perfect picture.
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 6:44 pm
props to you...5L


MEN WORKING - Women are just more Competent... justsay'n you never see a sign saying... Danger Women Working


TAGS: men working competent women sign
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Ism

Oiler - January 15, 2013, 12:11 pm
Kitchens can be very dangerous, there is just nowhere to hang a sign.
mariand - January 13, 2013, 1:04 pm
oh, show me a woman working in a dangerous place...


MR. M - we could have a site where people can post funny de-motivational posters and it won't take up any of my time




SOOOOOO LOOOOOOONELYYYY..... - Everyone is at work, working... I'm all alone at motifake... Alone, Bored, Lonely.


TAGS: all alone on motifake while bored at work and d*** if i m working on a friday
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Faceplant31 - March 19, 2010, 2:54 pm
I hate when this happens. Sheesh people dontcha know motifake is your job!
Claire - March 19, 2010, 2:18 pm
I understand how you feel.


WHO/WHAT IS IT? -


TAGS: get those brain cells working say it fast
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

Anonymous2 - June 23, 2010, 11:10 pm
It took me a while to figure all of them out. I remember when GAMES magazine did something similar.
just me - June 23, 2010, 4:35 pm
1492 Sailed The Ocean Blue
corneredbadger - June 23, 2010, 4:04 pm
i got em all but 10. cant figure it out for the life of me
just me - June 23, 2010, 1:58 pm
Very Well Done. I got them!!
Airman - June 23, 2010, 1:55 pm
that's about how many I got too..
Faceplant31 - June 23, 2010, 1:45 pm
I got like 4 or 5 of these. Nice poster Air.


MEET VALERIE -




ORIGINAL WORKING TITLE - 'Star Trek III: The Search for More Money'


TAGS: original working title star trek
Rating: 3/5

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Timmah - May 30, 2010, 2:29 pm
Stolen from spaceballs!


That Face -


TAGS: face shift working morning night
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 2:58 pm
Thanks Jesus
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 2:48 pm
Thanks me lord and it's heading over there.
JesusWept - February 23, 2015, 7:08 am
Well done, Missy! And congrats. L L L L L
Reality Lord - February 23, 2015, 6:43 am

did it for years...summed it up perfectly. shivers?


Work Out -


TAGS: working out cardio driving radio
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

mizzdizz - December 10, 2014, 10:22 pm
If my partner at the time had been flashing, you would have noticed... Oh yeah!!! He was F-I-N-E!!!!!!! LOL!
MissPriss - December 9, 2014, 11:51 pm
I don't care what you're flashing when you're on the highway...I'm usually driving too fast to notice!
mizzdizz - December 8, 2014, 5:23 am
I was the large white thing with those annoying flashing red lights on top with a rolling bed the back commonly mistaken for a taxi, Bandaid Application Distribution And Supply Service! B. A. D. A. S. S. LOL!
MissPriss - December 7, 2014, 8:13 pm
Sooo, it was you causing all those long 4 lane traffic jams! Bad girl!
MissPriss - December 7, 2014, 8:11 pm
9mm, a little too heavy. I carry a nice oak baseball bat behind my seat!
MissPriss - December 7, 2014, 8:09 pm
Huh...guess I burn 5 times more when I turn all 5 fingers into a fist...teehee.
mizzdizz - December 7, 2014, 5:48 pm
Lived in L.A. when that was a problem on the freeways---How does an Angeleno commit suicide? Drive to work. There were more jokes. Stress = humor, really dark sick humor! At least driving to work wasn't boring! LOL!
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 2:55 pm
Ahh... the number one driver salutation. Number two, some idiot paying homage with a return salute, via 9mm. Stupidity. More dangerous than global warming.
mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 11:43 pm
I burn lots of calories when I drive---I exercise my middle finger!


Complaints Department -


TAGS: santa easter bunny working turf complaint department rivalries
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 8, 2015, 2:05 pm
Yep and last I heard he's making posters here at Motifake under the alias of rerun. I'm sooo sorry rerun, but, oh hell...bahaha. Thanks for the 5 dizz.
mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:42 am
The economy has even got Santa doing all kinds of odd jobs during the off season! LOL! 5L!


I hate working weekends. -




Here I Come!!! -




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